So, even giant, oddly dressed plush flamingos get stuck in airports and find themselves with time to kill. And one can only suck down so many hyper-priced Frappucinos before the sugar high makes even a flightless bird think he can take wing.

What’s a Horace to do?

Well, our GenQ cameras caught Horace sampling some local delights as he whiled away a long, unexpected layover in Sin City on his way home from Spring Market. Let’s just say he passed the time in style. Vegas-style, that is.

And after all those flashing lights and whirling numbers (to say nothing of the blurs of color and shape at Market), there’s nothing a bird loves more than a hit of O2. (Ever bellied up to an oxygen bar? Believe us, it’s the only time someone will say “You suck,” and you’ll thank them. And give them money.)

Like the rest of us, Horace eventually got to his destination tired, but happy, and has spent the last few days de-Marketizing. Tune in Monday, when Melissa gives you some thoughts about Market trends. Have a happy Memorial Day weekend!